Here, I've slipped my capitalist suit and tie over the T-shirt and boxers of my artistic integrity.

It only itches a little.

If I created something you like so much you want it on underwear, I'm flattered, but you're out of luck. Zazzle's so old fashioned. But don't despair and don't go commando. I have shirts!

More clothing and designs are in the works. In the meantime, read my turtle's blog for novel news and new short stories:  

shellytheboxturtle.blogspot.com

Sincerely,

Derick William Dalton